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Confessions from a Cat Guy

from A Crack of a Smile Over Broken Teeth by Johnny Raincloud

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When Momma’s not home I wanna get wasted
I’ll probably pop all her pills in the medicine cabinet
When Daddies not home I wanna get twisted
Probably drink his secret stash and later lie about it
Fast Forward 20 years and I’m still living in the basement
I’m probably still selling health insurance over the phone…
I’m getting old and I know I gotta face it
Aint no growing up when you’re playing rock and roll

We all got 8 times to die
It makes a cat more wise
Let me tell you about the first three times
I went to the other side

The first time I died I lived to 105
I later came back as a child who had gotten buried alive
The third time a drunk driver got me thru a red light
Flying in a school zone, doing 80 in a 25

Oh when tragedy strikes
Right after a good time
I want to be feline.
I want to lose my mind.

Lots and lots of bad inventions
Hell was paved with good intentions
Some noteworthy others not enough to mention.

A self-obsessed self-deprecate
Another know-it-all-full-of-shit
For such a big ego such a passive prick

When I find myself at a costume party wearing nothing
Call me artsy.
Nobody told me that the party would be like this…

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from A Crack of a Smile Over Broken Teeth, released November 8, 2019

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